Monday, March 8, 2010

Dear Self,

Your definition essay sucks. It is due tommorrow. Get off your blog and go fix it.


1 comment:

  1. Oh essay. Gross barf. GROSS BARF! I was an awful academic writer. Though I think the same thing that made me awful at college essays, is the same thing that makes me enjoy blogging and all other manner of writing. Academic writing was just too rigid. I couldn't say "I" or use Italics, or bold things, or use 5 exclamation points... I mean jeez, what kind of communist society is this? But no more. Free. FREE I TELL YOU! And one day you will be too.