Your definition essay sucks. It is due tommorrow. Get off your blog and go fix it.
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Well, I don't know. I don't believe in the statement "be true to yourself." Not that I believe in being fickle, or inconsistent. I only mean that I believe in nurture over nature, and that one can change, for better or worse, without knowing it, or even if they so desire.
Well, I don't know. I don't believe in the statement "be true to yourself." Not that I believe in being fickle, or inconsistent. I only mean that I believe in nurture over nature, and that one can change, for better or worse, without knowing it, or even if they so desire.
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Oh essay. Gross barf. GROSS BARF! I was an awful academic writer. Though I think the same thing that made me awful at college essays, is the same thing that makes me enjoy blogging and all other manner of writing. Academic writing was just too rigid. I couldn't say "I" or use Italics, or bold things, or use 5 exclamation points... I mean jeez, what kind of communist society is this? But no more. Free. FREE I TELL YOU! And one day you will be too.
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